he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
