And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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