dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
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He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
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Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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