so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
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doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
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I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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