Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
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Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
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I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Hello my rib-scented angel!
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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