I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
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I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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