That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
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just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
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They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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