I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
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I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
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I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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