She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
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I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
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I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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