my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
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He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
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Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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