We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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