So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
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He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
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We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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