nut hugger
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
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It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
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I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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