The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
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Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
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Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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