I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
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This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
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I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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