Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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