glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
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She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
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would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
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