Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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