You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
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Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
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Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I FOUND THE LEGS
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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