Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
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I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
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tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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