Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
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how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
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They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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