I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
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Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
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my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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