i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
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I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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