You just made me feel so damn special
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
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I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
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Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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