OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
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he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
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My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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