I'm so fucking centered right now
i permit you to call me
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
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mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
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Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Randomize