You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
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he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
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This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head