I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
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i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
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We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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