If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
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My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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