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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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