I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
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Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
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My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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