I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
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I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
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We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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