I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
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i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
NoShamevember. You game?
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also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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