I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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