i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
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Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
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after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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