You don't have asthma, your pregnant
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
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As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
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It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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