Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
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After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
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Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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