I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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