this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
Randomize
