I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
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Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
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I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
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