Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
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I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
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Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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