a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
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I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
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I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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