ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
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i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
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I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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