I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
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She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
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My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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