I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
23 People Noticed Deal Breakers in Their Partner A Little Too Late
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
23 Millennials Confess The Things They Wish They Weren’t Attracted To
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online