Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
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i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
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he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet