Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.