Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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