And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
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My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
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My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.