I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.