I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
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dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
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The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record