Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
Randomize