I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
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I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
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I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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