Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
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omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
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I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
BRING THE BAGELS
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
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